you can ask me anything and i'm not so good at rollplaying and stuff, so i will propablie not be so good at answear as grand highblood... and i'm just doing this for fun..

p.s. I HAVE A WONDERFULL SPELLING XD

hurpadootdoot:

romeoisadick:

inbox:

inbox:

in Canada they don’t pronounce Z as "zee"

they pronounce it as "zed" and that is crazy to me

it sounds like they made a typo when they invented it

They do that everywhere in the world that’s not America. We do that here in the UK too.
America is weird man.

kaisergeiser:

moriahari:

HOLY SHIT

That escalated way too fucking quickly.

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octopansy:

unexplained-events:

Mutant Giant Spider Dog Prank

I would cry

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that little dog is probably so confused like why is everyone running away please come back and pet me

danglingthpider:

notcrazyiswear:

I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.

Because if one more middle aged, obnoxious asshole goes “hey you!” and snaps their fingers at me, I WILL snap said person’s neck.

I waitressed my way through college and one night this guy yells at me “Oi! you with the tits!” and my co-worker Matthew walked up to him and said “yes?”

screamandshout:

when will my normal sleep pattern return from war

englland:

fanofthedoctor3:

englland:

middle schoolers complaining about how stressful school is

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Excuse you middle school may have been simpler in your time but these days it can be so brutal. Had you read three Steinbeck books by the time you were thirteen? Probably not.

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ultrafacts:

villainingoggles:

ultrafacts:

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Diamonds will not be my friend

You should make a Alexandrite your friend. They are a gem that change color depending on light and are also known as “emerald by day, ruby by night”

ultrafacts:

villainingoggles:

ultrafacts:

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Diamonds will not be my friend

You should make a Alexandrite your friend. They are a gem that change color depending on light and are also known as “emerald by day, ruby by night”

misshorrorshow-of-midgard:

Ladies, gents and non-binaries: Stephen Fry, man who possesses the most common sense of any human on earth.

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Reblog if you’re gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, transgender or a supporter.

This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.

sassy-gay-justice:

"You’d struggle to pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel"

God DAMN thats some Shakespearean shit right there

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